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aww this made me cry
DONT STOP READING THIS OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO U…
boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren’t u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh really? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so what did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss nuthing that great. just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question……
boy- ok, ask away
girl-how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
girl- yeah…..
boy- y did u ask?
girl- *silence*
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.of course i would *sounding worried* is there something wrong??
girl- no, everythings fine……
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok…….i hope so.
girl-would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
girl- really?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we’re fine, everyones fine.
boy- …………ok
girl- well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
friend- no
boy- oh.
friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.
boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.
friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes
boy- yeah.but not her.
friend- idk what else 2 say, man.
boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.
THAT NIGHT:
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girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren’t u at school 2day?
girl- uh…….i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- um i have 2 go, my mom’s callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-alright,i love u hun.
very long pause*
girl- *with tear in her eye* look, i think we should break up.
boy- what???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- y????
girl- i love u.
click<
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- whats up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u……
boy- dude, wtf tell me
friend- uh….call this number. 433-555-3468
boy- ok…………
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
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voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.
boy- uh…….i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.
voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
boy- really? y? what happened??? how is she???
voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
boy- WHAT HAPPENED??!!!!
voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO!
*dial tone*
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
boy- omg are u ok??
girl- .
boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!
girl- i……….
boy- u what?? U WHAT???
girl- i have cancer and im on life support
boy- *breaks into tears*
girl- they’re taking me off 2night
boy- y??
girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt
boy- y didnt u tell me????
girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
boy- ?
girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.
boy- ………..
girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u
boy- then y’d u break up w/me?
nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.
but what the boy didn’t kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other…
THE NOTE SAID: i told her i would take a bullet for her….just like she said she would die for me…
re-post this within 10 min as :”aww this made me cry”
or else the one you love will die.now
In a second grade class, a little girl asks, ‘Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?’ ‘How old is your mother, dear?’ Asks the teacher.’Forty,’ She replies.’Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant.’The little girl then asks, ‘Can my big sister get pregnant?”Well, dear, how old is your sister?’The little girl answers, ‘Nineteen.”Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant.’The little girl then asks, ‘Can I get pregnant?”How old are you, dear?’The little girl answers,’ I’m seven years old.”No, dear, you can’t get pregnant…’Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, ‘See, I told you we had nothing to worry about!’The teacher fainted!!!
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5 tips for a happy man’s life
1. have a girl to help him at work
2. have a girl to take care and love him
3. have a girl who can make him laugh
4. have a girl who spoils him
and lastly…
5. MAKE SURE THESE FOUR GIRLS DON’T KNOW EACH OTHER
- Ryan: Hey Fretchie,
- Fretzie: Yes??
- Ryan: You are lily pretty
- Fretzie: tnx :)
- Ryan: hey Ann li!
- Ann: Yes??
- Ryan: You are pretty too!!
- Ann: hahahah well tnx :)
- Ryan: Hey jenny!!
- Jenny: yes ryan??
- Ryan: . . . . . . . (walk out)
- LoL XD
Your pretty(:
aww, thanks (: you are really pretty too :>
(He was out to see family for the weekend, about 5 and a half hour drive from home)
*on the phone*
Boy: How are you best?
Girl: I’m sick, and everyone’s gone for the weekend so I’m stuck looking after myself. You aren’t even here.
Boy: What ?! I’m sorry best ! After promising you that id…
And I was like BABY, oh baby, imma tell you ONE TIME. Girl I love you. That’s all i need. I just need SOMEBODY TO LOVE that way, there will be ONE LESS LONELY GIRL. Cause when U SMILE, i smile. So be, be part of my WORLD 2.O
PART OF TUMBLR
Look at this site, isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think that this dashboard’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl.
The girl who blogs… everything?
Look at this trove, treasures untold.
How many wonders can one Tumblr hold?
Looking around here you think.
Sure, reblog everything.
I’ve seen memes and hipsters aplenty.
Reblogged graphics and text posts galore.
You want messages? I’ve got twenty!
But who cares, no big deal.
I want more…
I want to be where the hipsters are.
I want to see, want to see them bloggin’.
Putting some pics in their; What do you call it? Oh queue.
Facebook and MySpace won’t get you far.
Friends are required for liking, commenting.
When they start creeping then you just… what’s that word again? Block.
Up where they like, where they reblog.
Where they have Caturday and Sundog.
Signup is free.
Wish I could be.
Part of Tumblr.
What would I give if I could live without these errors?
What would I pay to spend the day scrolling my dash?
Bet David Karp, he has a heart.
Bet he won’t reprimend his followers.
Bright young hipsters, don’t need misters.
Forever alone.
I’m ready to know what those hipsters know!
Ask them my questions and get some answers!
What is breathing? And what is… what’s the word? Air?
When’s it my turn.
Wouldn’t I love.
Love to follow, like and reblog.
Out of Facebook.
Wish I could be.
Part of Tumblr.
Kewl~
